My household is home to four different anomalous entities called CATS (and one DOGE), they are very small and fast and fluffy. CATS are dangerous, for they are soft all over until suddenly you feel the sharpness of their claws in the middle of the night, or in the morning they really don't care all too much. The dog isn't fluffy but he is an honorary cat given he spends all of his time surrounded by them. They include Olivia, Elias, Loki, and Frodo.
The Princess of the CATS, she is the softest of the soft, the veteranarian saying she was as plush as a bunny. She likes to squeak at you when you pick her up and is a master at manipulation through cuteness. We got her at the same time as we got Elias because they had kittens together and we really didn't feel up to seperarating them... Olivia must have been really mad when she realized she was stuck with Elias forever.
Codenamed Stupid Dumb Dumb, Elias is the tabbiest tabby around. He likes hugging walls and cries when you pick him up, but he is also a handsome boy so he gets a free pass to be as stupid as he wants. He was Loki's cat-dad when he was a kitten, though they're not actially related. We thought Olivia might be more parental towards him since she has raised kittens before, but we were wrong.
He is my overgrown kitten, and we still call him a kitten despite the fact he's a really big and chonky cat. He is attached to me so he is officially declared my cat, fight me. He does however enjoy laying down on your chest and crushing your airflow, and had learned he can win any fight against the other cats just by laying on top of them.
The official Tiny Dog of the house, he thinks he's a cat by association and hates all other dogs...
he also believes he is a wolf warrior or something like that. But he also really enjoys cuddles, being under blankets and going for rides.